He hopes you don't make a wish.
He's just being polite.
He was bored.
He's the latest craze on InstaSpoop.
He can’t tell if the world is on fire or if he is.
Just wait until he's on fire.
He's accused of being a witch but he can't even spell.
He just forgot to shave.
A treat for some. A medical necessity for others.
He's a little gassy.