He was bored.
He's the latest craze on InstaSpoop.
He can’t tell if the world is on fire or if he is.
Just wait until he's on fire.
He's accused of being a witch but he can't even spell.
He just forgot to shave.
A treat for some. A medical necessity for others.
He's a little gassy.
He stuck his hungry head where he shouldn't have.
Crabs think he's their leader.
He likes to feel the wind in his spoop.