He likes to stand out from the crowd.
He's light and airy, mostly in the brains region.
He comes in after Dr. Spoopy for liability reasons.
He hopes you don't make a wish.
He's just being polite.
He was bored.
He's the latest craze on InstaSpoop.
He can’t tell if the world is on fire or if he is.
Just wait until he's on fire.
He's accused of being a witch but he can't even spell.